High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.
blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
someone: looks like urine trouble
tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

"Love is blind and knows no gender."

(via hella-lesbians)

(Source: mylesbianloveblog, via hella-gay-everyday)

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

"The realest people don’t have a lot of friends."

Tupac (via phuckindope)

(via hella-gay-everyday)

"Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’"

Lena Dunham (x)

(Source: mylittlebookofquotes, via hella-gay-everyday)